Being Single Sucks

There comes a time in a man's life when he must admit he has a problem and he seeks out help to overcome this. Lebanon, OH is not a target rich environment for an almost 30 single male, such as myself. Knowing that I needed help to meet women, I thought I'd pay my money to the devil (Dr. Phil) and see what came my way.

I used to wonder why people put up with being in relationships with someone who was really mean and controlling, but after some time under Dr. Phil's guidance, I now understand. There are some real wack jobs out there. I really wish The Miami Plan for Liberal Education has included a mandatory pyschology class or two. It may have saved me some time by helping to identify personality disorders early on. In case you are consdering paying the devil, here are some pictures from my match.com greatest hits collection:

I don't think there is anything abnormal whatsoever about this photo. I think lots of girls just happen to hang up some velour in their basement, put on a skanky Ms. Claus outfit, and have a brief photo session (if you look closely, you can see an obfuscated tattoo on her distal right shin).

Now, I don't know why you're wearing a cowboy hat and a ribbon that indicates you're the bachelorette in a match.com photo, but that's probably perfectly normal

This wouldn't be as odd if it wasn't the lone photo. I'm sure there is nothing she is trying to hide behind that delightful looking beverage and classy top hat.

Now, I can appreciate the blind melon bee girl allusion. I also must give this girl credit for putting a picture of herself dressed in such a manner on a web site--she clearly has balls. However, balls are not something I am looking for in a potential match :(